February 2012
good night errybody
k1mkardashian:
omg i’m 10 away from my next thousand
follow follow etc etc
shutupmerlin:
Mum asked us if we wanted either hot dogs or sausages for dinner, and whether we wanted icy poles or banana splits for dessert
And my 12 year old brother goes
‘I’m in penis shaped food heaven’
ericboreman:
will.i.was
annawintour:
-chews gum for ten years to get a body like violet beauregarde-
bigtimerussian:
Kidz bop version of rack city
Snack city snitch snack snack city snitch
textposter:
A documentary titled “Chasin’ Derulo: The Life & Times of Jason Derulo”.
textposter:
Medium Time Rush
if girls win spirit week this year..
michelleistumblin:
I pray to the holy jesus lord god almighty beyond that the school give us a better prize than last years new era shits.
and I don’t mean another boy band. lets go legit please :|
scunted:
if you dont like toph then i dont like you
f33ny:
i’m legitimately impressed by that pencil afro kid
“There are no accidents, only nature throwing her weight around. Even the bomb...”
– Camille Paglia (via adecentfellow)
spicyjew:
i think i’m so funny but nobody else does sigh
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beyoncebeytwice:
i cant school today i have the dumb
3 tags
beyoncebeytwice:
nightbloggers asSEMBLE
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
annefranksgasmask:
its so annoying that people assume celebrities are automatically engaged or married if they have rings maybe they just like wearing rings
crocodilecunter:
what if instead of alzheimers when you get old, you develop a disease where you start talking like bill cosBIDDOO DOB BOO DIP DAb
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something